'You're gorgeous, you old hag, and if I could give you just one gift ever for the rest of your life it would be this. Confidence. It would be the gift of confidence. Either that or a scented candle.'



at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.


last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

And if I grow to be half the man that you are, Clara Oswald, I shall be happy indeed.

(Source: gcatherinev)

on the ice bucket challenge


My dad died from ALS when I was 3 years old. He was 36. My mom was 33. That was 30 years ago. Now I’m the same age my mom was when my dad died. And there is still no cure for ALS.

This is what happens when you have ALS: your muscles slowly stop working, one part at a…